You’re a small town high school student in 1980. It’s nearly Thanksgiving and it’s getting colder outside. You want to get laid, you want your school to get to the Regionals, you want your stepfather to stop being such a dick. Maybe you want to get your grades up a little.
Then you get attacked by a horrible red eyed creature with fangs, and next day, when you go into school to talk it over with that one cool teacher who knows everything, he’s not there. You go through his desk, and what do you find? Books about vampires — from the non fiction section. Groceries — garlic and bags of uncooked rice. And in the bottom drawer — a Craftsmans hammer and a wooden stake.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
